Friday, November 30, 2012

New Naughty Holiday Release


A Very Naught Xmas 
Just released today!
I'm so excited I have read 2 of the 5 authors so I know it will be Yummy!
This would make a great gift for your Lady Porn loving friends! 


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This spicy holiday anthology features five separate stories from some of the biggest names in erotic romance. Please enjoy, but sensitive readers beware, some of the content is so HOT you might get singed.


Share Me
by Olivia Cunning, NYT & USA Today Best-Selling Author
Lindsey longs for an amazing Christmas Eve with her favorite band, Sole Regret, and spends one snowy night with two generous rock stars who love to share their gifts.



Jingle Ball 
by Cari Quinn, USA Today Best-Selling Author
This Christmas, rocking the office holiday party has taken on a whole new meaning...



Light Me Up
by Cherrie Lynn, NYT & USA Today Best-Selling Author
She’s dreaming of a little sparkle in her stocking this year. He’s planning a night that’s anything but silent…



An Indecent Proposition 
by Stephanie Julian
Two men. One Woman. Half a million dollars. One very indecent proposition. 



Christmas is Coming 
by Raven Morris
The best gifts are all tied up with a bow…




My Favorite Mistake



ebook college students erotica review





Taylor Caldwell can't decide if she wants to kiss her new college roommate or punch him.


On the one hand, Hunter Zaccadelli is a handsome, blue-eyed bundle of charm. On the other, he's a tattooed, guitar-playing bundle of bad boy. Maybe that's why Taylor's afraid of falling in love with him, or anyone else. She doesn't want to get burned, and even though her other roommates adore him, she wants him gone before it's too late.



Hunter himself has been been burned before, but the fact that Taylor calls him out on his crap and has the sexiest laugh ever make him decide maybe love isn't a lost cause. They make a bet: if she can convince him she truly loves or hates him, he'll leave the apartment--and leave her alone. The problem is, the more time they spend together, the less she hates him, and the more she moves toward love.



But when the man who holds the key to Taylor's fear of giving up her heart resurfaces and threatens to wreck everything, she has to decide: trust Hunter with her greatest secret, or do everything in her power to win that bet and drive him away forever.




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Taylor really is an angry girl. I was kind of getting mad at Taylor since Hunter was opening up to her telling her all his secrets but she was less than forth coming with him. You can't help but fall in love with Hunter he was a Sweet Bad Boy! Most of the things that Taylor claimed Hunter was doing or say that made him an ass seemed rather mild to me & when he really exploded on her I thought she kind of had it coming. There was a lot of sexual tension. A few sex scenes that were tame but loving. Fairly good ending meaning it had closure but left you wanting more. From what I read from the author there will be a book 2.

Quotes:

"Everyone says they want to know you, but they don't. They want to know the nice things, the pretty things. No one wants to know the ugly parts, the parts that keep you up at night. They say they're okay with it, but then they drift away and you never see them again. I've seen it happen way to many times. Girls don't want to know that shit."

"Love is simple. You fall and that's it. You'll work the other stuff out. You just gotta let yourself fall and have faith that someone will be there to catch you."

"Told you, Miss. Everything before you doesn't matter."

CONTENT RATING

Romance: 3 out of 5
Kink: 2 out of 5 
Raunch: 1 out of 5
Overall Hotness:  4 out of 5




Thursday, November 29, 2012

Typist


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He hired a typist, but what he truly desires is a muse.

Tori, a recent college graduate, is battling unemployment with odd jobs. Nothing's quite as odd as hiking up to a secluded cabin to work for a mysterious writer. Tori accepts the typist contract through a temp agency, and has no idea who the client is.

The man who opens the door is Smith Wittingham, a self-made billionaire who started in biotech and is now trying his hand at bestselling novels.

He's divorced, eccentric, and dead sexy.

The contract is for two weeks.


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Oh My Word!
Short Story with Series Potential. 
So if you want the story to go on please let Mimi know!
It certainly is one steamy story that I surely want more of. 
Lot's a Hot Steamy Sex in only a few days time. There certainly is a connection 
and lots of chemistry between Tori & Smith.


CONTENT RATING

Romance: 3 out of 5
Kink: 4 out of 5 
Raunch: 4 out of 5
Overall Hotness:  4 out of 5



Three Stages of Love: Lust

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Evangeline Chase is standing at the edge of a crossroad. After choosing to be blissfully ignorant for far too long and willfully ignoring what her life has been lacking, fate is about to intervene. When Alexander Mason, a striking and powerful venture capitalist, is introduced as her new boss, Eva is overwhelmed by an intoxicating cocktail of hormones and lust that leaves her struggling to maintain her composure and more importantly, control of her life.
With an undeniable urge to dominate her new boss, her own lust-filled fantasies lead to a transformation that shakes her to her core. But when Alexander challenges Eva to satisfy her carnal urges, she is forced to choose between her career, her desires, and an unconventional and lustful relationship. Consumed by fear and forced to maintain control at all costs, Eva must decide if having it all is worth risking her career, her world, and possibly, love.
Three Stages of Love: Lust is the first book in a suspenseful new erotic romance series that explores the questions that young women have while embarking on their journey through life and love. Eva’s transformation from prim and proper to fun and dominating proves to be one of the most erotically intriguing personal makeovers around. Her passion for her career and life goals ultimately gives way to uninhibited encounters that leave her intoxicated and yearning for more. Eva’s emotional battle between her heart and mind leave her juggling with a desire to have it all and a profound fear of losing everything.
Written to illustrate the average, driven woman’s point of view, Three Stages of Love: Lust tackles the everyday fears and desires that young women have in an intoxicatingly erotic way. A gripping, palpitation-inducing romance full of underlying themes that are extraordinarily relevant to modern women, this enthralling erotic novel by T. C. Anthony is a must-read for women of all backgrounds.


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Release date Nov. 30, 2012

Eva is so up and down throughout this book it was almost maddening. Eva is an Alpha Female that can hold her own not only in the bedroom but in the financial department as well. She struggles with waiting a career but can't seem to see how love, marriage, family can fit into a her life when she is so career driven. Everyone around her can see that she is in Love and she even admits it herself but she is so hell bend on the path she has chosen that she is willing to throw it all away. It's heart wrenching to read her self sabotage. Alexander had every reason in the world to be scared of Love but he unlike Eva is willing to take a chance. Just when I thought it was going to work out Eva surprised me ( I want to tell you I don't want to spoil it). Trust me when I tell you that the second book Three Stages of Love: Attraction cannot come soon enough! (by the end of Feb 2013)
 Third book:Three Stages of Love: Attachment (by the end of June 2013)

Quotes:

"This was my proof that it is not the fault of the person drinking but the mind that gives free range to the alcohol to have complete control over the body."

"My Knight in shining Armani?"

"I would have been pissed, but you look like somebody died. And the truth is the only thing that died was your orgasm."

"The boy couldn't begin to satisfy me if he had a manual in hand and I had neon signs pointing to my clit!"

CONTENT RATING

Romance: 4 out of 5
Kink: 4 out of 5 
Raunch: 3 out of 5
Overall Hotness:  4 out of 5



Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Last Day for the Giveaway!!!

Hump Day


Happy Hump Day!!
Get your Vibe On!!



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Worn externally or internally, new and improved Lyla 2 is sure to please. SenseMotion technology and new enhancements make this remote controlled massager easy to control with simple hand movements. Lyla 2 is waterproof and rechargeable, and made of matte, body safe silicone and shiny ABS plastic.

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She wears the We Vibe 3 during lovemaking, but it’s 6 different vibration speeds will be enjoyed by both partners! The unit comes with a remote control, although it can also be operated manually. It is waterproof, rechargeable, and its’ wireless charger base doubles as a discreet carrying case.





Gigi is a unique, fully rechargeable and whisper-quiet g-spot mid-size vibrator with 5 adjustable stimulation modes. GigiI defines what it means to melt into ecstasy, where pleasure becomes impossible to describe. Flattened tip for pinpoint stimulation. It is made of body safe phthalate-free silicone and offers 4 hours of pleasure after a 2 hour charge. Available in 3 colors. Size: 165 x 35 x 33 mm. 1 Year LELO warranty. Manufacturing quality guaranteed.

Wallbanger

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Caroline Reynolds has a fantastic new apartment in San Francisco, a KitchenAid mixer, and no O (and we’re not talking Oprah here, folks). She has a flourishing design career, an office overlooking the bay, a killer zucchini bread recipe, and no O. She has Clive (the best cat ever), great friends, a great rack, and no O.

Adding insult to O-less, since her move, she has an oversexed neighbor with the loudest late-night wallbanging she’s ever heard. Each moan, spank, and--was that a meow?--punctuates the fact that not only is she losing sleep, she still has, yep, you guessed it, no O.

Enter Simon Parker. (No, really, Simon, please enter.) When the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts her heard-but-never-seen neighbor. Their late-night hallway encounter has, well, mixed results. Ahem. With walls this thin, the tension’s gonna be thick...

In her third novel, Alice Clayton returns to dish her trademark mix of silly and steamy. Banter, barbs, and strutting pussycats, plus the sexiest apple pie ever made, are dunked in a hot tub and set against the gorgeous San Francisco skyline in this hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sight.

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Alice Clayton rolls Hilarious into Hot once again!

The Banter between Caroline and Simon is just Hilarious and Hot at times.
I couldn't put this book down I had to find out if Simon and Caroline get together.
Then just when I thought finally it's going to happen NOPE! wth was all I could think and furiously kept reading to know how this could possibly turn around. 
The ending was ok I was hoping for more a of HEA but I obviously will take what I can get. 
Lot's of Hot Sticky Sex but not until far into the book. There are a few side romances within the book that are a bit of a mess at first.

Quotes:

"Kittens, lay back. You are about to get Wallbanged"

"I panted like a whore in church. The Church of Simon...where I was dying to kneel before him."

"Okay, he smiled back.....Stupid tata turner-downer...I mean, 
what's up with that? And he was hard!?

"the feeling of his hi-there against my hoohah was indescribable. He rained kisses down upon my neck, licking and sucking as I moaned like a whore in church."

"I was ready for some serious Simon Wang."

"An O has been lost, and I'm a sucker for a challenge."

"He fits inside me perfectly, two halves of a whole, some kind of sexual Lego."


CONTENT RATING

Romance: 4 out of 5
Kink: 4 out of 5 
Raunch: 4 out of 5
Overall Hotness:  5 out of 5

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Fury

ebook rockband erotica Review


For years, Cheyenne Carson clawed her way up from her meager upbringing and strove to distance herself from the skeletons of her past. Finally success is within her grasp. A journalist for the music magazine, The Sound Wave, the assignment of a lifetime just landed in her lap. An all access pass to tour with the British rock band, Fury. Their latest album went triple plat
inum and they've never granted interviews. Once her assignment begins, Fury's tour explodes in a Molotov cocktail of sex, scandal, and violence that threatens to ruin Fury's quest for worldwide success. Can Cheyenne navigate her treacherous path unscathed, or will the demons of her past poison her blossoming career?


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This book was a dramatic mess! I mean that in a good way.
There was so much going on it was crazy. It wasn't just about Cheyenne but about her roommate Steph as well as most of the band. The sex was sparse but hot- not raunchy or detailed. I was a bit annoyed with Cheyenne that she didn't see how genuine Scot was and what a player Nathan was. Not to mention that she created such a mess it ended up costing her.  It wasn't just a romance story but it has mystery and drama as well. By the time the book ended I don't think there was a stone left unturned! It's rare to read a book like that. 


CONTENT RATING

Romance: 3 out of 5
Kink: 2 out of 5 
Raunch: 2 out of 5
Overall Hotness:  3 out of 5


Finally Here Wallbanger


I am so excited that Wallbanger is finally here! 
If you haven't read Alice Clayton's other 2 books then you won't know why I'm so excited.
She combines Hilarious and Hot like you wouldn't believe!
Off to the Gym to hit the treadmill & dive into Wallbanger!



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Caroline Reynolds has a fantastic new apartment in San Francisco, a KitchenAid mixer, and no O (and we’re not talking Oprah here, folks). She has a flourishing design career, an office overlooking the bay, a killer zucchini bread recipe, and no O. She has Clive (the best cat ever), great friends, a great rack, and no O.


Adding insult to O-less, since her move, she has an oversexed neighbor with the loudest late-night wallbanging she’s ever heard. Each moan, spank, and--was that a meow?--punctuates the fact that not only is she losing sleep, she still has, yep, you guessed it, no O.



Enter Simon Parker. (No, really, Simon, please enter.) When the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts her heard-but-never-seen neighbor. Their late-night hallway encounter has, well, mixed results. Ahem. With walls this thin, the tension’s gonna be thick...



In her third novel, Alice Clayton returns to dish her trademark mix of silly and steamy. Banter, barbs, and strutting pussycats, plus the sexiest apple pie ever made, are dunked in a hot tub and set against the gorgeous San Francisco skyline in this hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sight.


Monday, November 26, 2012

Kindle Fire Cyber Monday Sale!!



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If your looking to read your Lady Porn on a Kindle today is the day to get one!
The Kindle Fire is on sale for $129!
Limit one per customer and you have to enter FIREDEAL in the coupon codes.

They make a great gift too I got my mother one for Christmas
now I don't have to know what she is reading lol!
If your looking to read your Lady Porn on a Kindle today is the day to get one! The Kindle Fire is on sale for $129! Limit one per customer and you have to enter FIREDEAL in the coupon codes. 


Cyber Deals

I received the book Eight Days of Red from Netgally but haven't read it yet because it's part of a series and the other 2 ebooks were $9.99 each. Well today they are on sale!! all of them.
Eight Days of Yellow $1.54
Eight Days of Blue $1.54
Eight Days of Red $1.99
Can't Wait to read this series!

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Caught in a frustrating relationship with a man who can’t accept her for who she is, passionate, flame-haired violinist Summer Zahova finds release in her music. She spends her afternoons playing for money in the London Underground, lost in the works of Vivaldi or Mendelssohn. When her violin is damaged beyond repair, Summer receives a surprising proposition from Dominik, a university professor with powerful desires, who has been captivated by Summer ever since he heard her perform. Dominik will replace her priceless violin, but only if she agrees to play for him in a private concert.
Unable to deny the chemistry between them, Dominik and Summer embark on an intense affair full of daring twists and turns, as unpredictable as it is thrilling. For Summer it is a chance to finally embrace her long-denied dark side, but she’ll soon learn that where there’s pleasure there must be pain. Can a relationship born of such all-consuming passion ever really survive?

Recently settled in New York, flame-haired musician Summer Zahova is enjoying life as a violinist with a major orchestra. Under the watchful eye of Simón, her striking Venezuelan conductor, both Summer and her career flourish. But a new city, and newfound success, bring fresh temptations, and it isn’t long before Summer is lured back to a dangerous underground world of intrigue and desire that she thought she’d left behind.
Meanwhile, wealthy university professor Dominik, frustrated by his life in London without Summer, is drawn to New York to be with the woman he now knows he cannot live without. But while Dominik believes he can protect Summer from her dark side, he does not anticipate that his own passions could end up being far more destructive.

World-renowned violinist Summer Zahova returns to London—the city where it all began. Free and single in the hedonistic capital, Summer embarks on a series of steamy affairs, embracing exciting new opportunities and traveling to Europe to fulfill her dreams.
When Summer’s priceless violin is stolen, fate brings wealthy and charismatic Dominik back into her life. Neither Summer nor Dominik can deny the heat that still exists between them, but history has left its scars, and both realize that love and passion can’t always go hand in hand. Summer knows that if she plays with fire, she’ll end up getting burned, but then there are some pleasures that are just too hard to deny. . . .
Can Summer and Dominik finally overcome the obstacles that stand between them? And will Summer choose to follow her head or her heart? Find out in the unforgettable conclusion of Vina Jackson’s red-hot romantic trilogy.


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This one is normally $2.99 on sale for .99 go grab it quick!


For the last four years, good girl Lane has regretted breaking up with Noel Falcon. She thought she was sensible when she told him his dreams of being a rock star would get him nowhere, but now that he's a rock god and her career is stagnant, she realizes just how wrong she was. When Noel hires the marketing company where Lane is an intern, she’s forced to see him again. If she wants to land her dream job as executive within the company, she has to win him over and secure his account. Too bad Noel is still pissed at her for breaking his heart.

When Lane’s company flies her to a Black Falcon concert to gain Noel’s attention, emotions run high the moment she sees him and realizes she’s far from over him. But Noel’s countless trysts with groupies and his cocky attitude make Lane believe he isn’t the same guy she once loved—now he seems to only want her body. Then after Lane discloses she needs him to procure a job, Noel proves he’s a changed man by forcing her to go on the road with him in order to get it.

After Lane reluctantly takes Noel up on his offer, she becomes willing to do whatever it takes to keep him satisfied, even if it means succumbing to his seductive ways. Lane soon finds deception is a dangerous game and she’s not the only one playing.



This Beautiful Thing


ebook college students erotica review




Teagan Harper doesn’t have much experience with guys. Her twin brothers have made sure of that. Until one night at a college party she gives them the slip, finding herself in the arms of the most amazing guy she has ever met. Now she's on a mission to find him since she ran from his bed. And forgot to ask his name...


Declan Sage has had control over his entire life. But that is all about to change when the girl who ran out of his bed turns his life upside down. She is about to throw that control out the window. But he’s pretty sure that’s a good thing seeing as she stole his heart..




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This was an awesome lazy sunday book!

Such a sweet sorry. Things were so perfect between Declan and Teagan that I was kind of worried that it was just going to be this perfect love story but then there was the fact they were keeping a secret from her brothers! Even know it was a sweet love story there was much heart ache. Hot steaminess and they didn't even have sex! I don't know if you will think it's hot but when each reaches climax and they haven't even taken their clothes off whew I'm sweating over it! There's a another story brewing within this one with Teagan's roommate and her twin brothers which is due to come out in 2013. I am hoping it will touch on Declan and Teagans status even know I'm pretty sure where it's headed.

CONTENT RATING

Romance: 3 out of 5
Kink: 4 out of 5 
Raunch: 4 out of 5
Overall Hotness:  4 out of 5



Sunday, November 25, 2012

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The Ivy Lesson



Teacher, plus student, equals a passion forbidden
When Sophia wins a post-graduate place at Ivy Drama College, she can't believe her luck. The college is owned by one of the most well-respected young actors in London, Marc Blackwell – who not only founded the college, but teaches the students.
Known for his strict classes and belief in discipline, Marc has a reputation for being arrogant and aloof, yet Sophia soon finds herself drawn to this cold, fascinating young man.
Soon, Sophia is embarking on a journey of sexual discovery that promises to explore all that is forbidden between teacher and student.

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This book started off Strong but fizzled fast. It's your Teacher/Student taboo relationship however there wasn't much of a fight to stay apart. Sophia falls in love way to quickly & the sex scenes were over before I even knew they were happening. This is suppose to be a relationship that is under wraps but Sophia keeps telling everyone about it. I find it endearing that Marc would give up his teaching after their first kiss to be with her. I find a lack of connect with the characters. It was a struggle to get thru the book but I'm not a quitter so I did finish it.

Quotes:

"Because I can't have you. And wanting something you can't have can be a very difficult thing to handle. Especially if you're used to getting whatever you want and whoever you want."

" 'I Love you', says Marc simply, staring at the ocean. 'But this isn't a movie. I don't know how this will end.'"


CONTENT RATING

Romance: 2 out of 5
Kink: 1 out of 5 
Raunch: 1 out of 5
Overall Hotness:  1 out of 5



The Proposition


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With her thirtieth birthday looming, Emma Harrison finds her biological clock clanging and the elusive knight in shining armor yet to appear. She’s running out of options, especially after her gay best friend backs out from being her sperm donor. Of course, there’s always a sperm bank, but Emma fears a donor mix-up might impregnate her with the spawn of Satan.


Resident company womanizer, Aidan Fitzgerald, is used to always getting what he wants, especially in the bedroom. When Emma spurns his advances at the company Christmas party, he's determined to have her no matter what it takes. After Aidan learns of Emma's predicament, he is quick to offer a proposition that will benefit them both. He will father Emma's child, but she must conceive it with him naturally. Not one for hook-ups or casual sex, Emma is reluctant to take him up on his offer, but his charm, coupled with her intense desire for motherhood, wins out.



Soon their baby-making sessions become more than just physical. Aidan can't seem to walk away from her while Emma begins to wonder if Aidan could be the one. But can Aidan leave his past behind to become the man Emma needs him to be?



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It didn't take to far into the book for things to start progressing- I was worried when I started to read Emma's beliefs that it was going 
to take half the book for Aidan to get her in bed.
I could see where the story was going- Aidan needed to loose Emma in order to see what he had and how he felt about her. I didn't think it would happen the way it did but I guess I should have seen that coming to- I was sick to my stomach when it unfolded and hoped it would straighten itself out but then the book ended! Arghhhhh..........
Now I have to wait until March 15, 2013 for The Proposal.
Hot sex scenes. Nothing to detailed or raunchy.

*** The Proposal Release date has been moved up to Jan 5, 2013!
Yeah!!!



Quotes:

"Fine, pencil me in. I'll be ready and erect whenever you need me."

"Good, let him be at half-mast the entire time and wanting to eat you for desert."

"You barely drank half of your margarita last week. Now you're downing them like a lush fresh out of rehab."

" "Gunkle?" Emm questioned.
"You know, 'gay uncle.' " "


CONTENT RATING



Romance: 3out of 5

Kink: 3 out of 5 

Raunch: 1 out of 5
Overall Hotness:  3 out of 5




Saturday, November 24, 2012

Jingle All the YA

I Love YA books. I think anything that makes my Heart Swoon is Lady Porn- since our hearts are directly linked to well our crotches lol!

I came across this FREE Sampler of YA books!
Now you can sample them before you buy PLUS you can enter to win a Kindle!!
You have to find the "secret phrase" and enter in the link within the book.

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Download, find the secret phrase, and enter it into the contest link embedded in the ebook.

Curl up this holiday season and sample 14 bestselling young adult books.

14 YA authors compiled this special gift for their readers. The holiday sampler includes excerpts from YA's bestselling books - all wrapped up in one neat little package.

Whether you like paranormal, romance, mythology, or thrillers, "Jingle all the YA" gives you a taste of it all.

This sampler includes:

Chelsea M. Cameron - Nocturnal (When seventeen-year-old Ava-Claire Sullivan meets a mysterious boy in a cemetery who isn't human, she'll have to decide whether a relationship with him is worth the risk to her own mortality.)

GP Ching - Grounded (A modest seventeen-year-old girl discovers she's the product of a government experiment, when her father's illness causes her to leave her isolated community.)

Shelly Crane - Significance (Because you are my significant, my soul mate, and I'm yours.)

Chelsea Fine - Anew (Sometimes love is meant to be, but sometimes...love is the death of you.)

Jessie Harrell - Destined (When Psyche destroys the one relationship she can't live without, she must journey alone through ancient Greece and face the wrath of the gods if she wants to reclaim an immortal love.

Ella James - Here

S.R. Johannes - Untraceable (When Grace's forest ranger father goes, missing, she fights officials and nature to find out what happened, uncovering a conspiracy that changes her small town forever.)

Tiffany King - Forever Changed

M. Leighton - Fragile (Her heart, as delicate as glass. His love, as strong as steel. Can either survive life and death?

Addison Moore - Ethereal (An entire faction of earthbound angels wants 16 y/o Skyla Messenger dead, at least she still has Logan, a boy who shares her gift of telepathy, or does she?)

Jessica Sorenson - Ember (What if you knew when someone was going to die?)

Raine Thomas - Becoming (When Amber Hopkins discovers that ancient gods, avenging angels and other beings of myth and legend all exist, she doesn't realize that her life is only going to get more complicated from there.)

RaShelle Workman - Exiled (Worlds divided them. Chance brought them together. Only love will save them.)

Samantha Young - Smokeless Fire (One girl's fiery battle with ancient deadly creatures, epic family drama and heart-wrenching romantic entanglements.)