Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Complicated Girl


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Opposites attract when a rough-and-tumble florist meets a sophisticated, well-groomed dentist at her self-help group.

Drew Morgan looks like he stepped out of a men's fashion magazine. He smells even better. He comes on strong the first time he meets Megan (a.k.a. Meenie), getting her away from the group so he can lay on his charm. 

Meenie doesn't have much practice with flirting, so she does the next most logical thing to get Drew over to her house. She gets a pair of pliers, yanks off her dental cap, and calls Drew on his after-hours emergency number.

When Drew shows up with his stylish leather doctor's bag, and snaps on his latex gloves, the dental procedure goes horribly wrong and the romance goes surprisingly right.

Once Meenie's tooth is repaired, the only thing left to fix is the enormous problem she won't admit she has. Now that she's in danger of losing her perfect guy, the stakes have never been higher for Meenie to finally stop being so complicated.

COMPLICATED GIRL is a complete, stand-alone novel. It's book 2 in the Baker Street Romance series, a group of romantic comedy books with linked characters. Book 1, BLUE ROSES, is about Meenie's sister Tina, and is also available now!


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Meenie is a complicated person. She pushes people away before they can hurt her. Her mouth is what gets her into trouble, but I have to admit she is off the charts hilarious. Meenie has no clue as to what her problem is, but when Drew sets foot into her bubble things get even more out if control for her. Drew is handsome and has a few issues of his own, but he gets Meenie, or he at least is intrigued by her. She pushes him away, but he is back for more. Once I  am half way through the book I am desperately hoping Meenie will figure things out before Drew is gone for good. Some hot sex. Hilariously funny. Fabulous ending.

Quotes:

"You're short, and your goatee makes your mouth look like a lady's privates."

"Well, maybe you should call up that girl who took your balls and ask if you can have them back. Get your balls out of her purse, then stick them back on."

"I feel terrible. He recycles. He might come off as sensitive and touchy, but a guy who recycles can't be that bad."

" I pat my own stomach and nod. 'I don't know about babies, but I do own a baby maker, so I'm qualified to pretend I know.' "

"I think I finally found someone who's got enough balls to take a few jokes and put up with me. I think I would like him to put his sperm shooter inside me and pretend we're making a baby."

"You make my knees weak, and my spine weak, and you're all up inside my boundaries, with your tongue in my mouth checking my molars. Shame on you."

"So, he's all sad because he was with some ice queen for too long, maybe since high school, then he meets me and starts gobbling me down like I'm Prozac and Boner Pills all rolled up in one."


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