Sexcusemoi Black Friday through Cyber Monday Sale!!!!

Black Friday-Cyber Monday Sale!

Get 10% off your total purchase from Sexcuse Moi!!

Get all your bedroom goodies at a discount!

They have everything you could ever want to spice things up.

They never have sales so you will want to jump on this and stock up.

Here are some more goodies!!

Now go click and get your freak on!

Hump Day!

Hump Day!

Bedroom Yummy's to Spice up Hump Day!!

This Condom Box along with Pretty Sweet!

The condom's themselves well they have Pleasure Dots all over them!

The Pleasure Dots condom has hundreds of dots, working towards one, mutually beneficial goal. Excite and stimulate for the ultimate experience. Made from 100% natural latex, Sir Richard’s condoms contain no spermicides, parabens or glycerin.

For every condom you purchase, one is contributed to a developing country, which makes even bad sex, good sex.


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No more Duck Tape now there's Bondage Tape!!

All tied up, or just want to be? Booty Parlor’s bonding tape is a strong, non-sticky cling film that wraps around you and your partner, bringing you even closer or adding some restraint, whichever you prefer. The tape only sticks to itself rather than hair or skin for a pleasurable, comfortable experience. 100% PVC.

Happy Hump Day!

Happy Hump Day!!!

A Cupcake Vibrator!

The Cupcake is a beautiful life size sex toy that fits in the palm of your hand and looks good enough to eat! It has a discreet on/off button underneath the cup. Offering 2 varied speeds and 3 varied pulsations giving a total of 5 vibrating modes. Made from the softest silicon. Each cupcake comes with 2 AAA batteries, a retro mini baking tin and a beautiful 1950's style pinup girl tag. The perfect gift for hen nights, Xmas & spicy occasions!

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Yep, Shapes for the Hair Down there!!!

These unique stencils will transform the hair down there into a variety of fun, sexy shapes! Charmcils are hygienically-safe and easy to use at home with any hair removal cream/ wax or for use by your professional waxer. These special stencil shapes are also great to use with any of the betty colors! Each charmcil pack includes 8 charmcils, one of each shape: lightning bolt, flower, star, bow tie, heart, peace sign, money sign & lips. 

One more way to get your betty ready!

Hump Day

It's Hump Day so I think every "Hump Day" (Wednsday) 

I will post of Sex Toys from Sexcuse Moi 

for your viewing pleasure.

For Him

Now I had to contact the company to make sure this is what I thought it was because I just couldn't wrap my head around it~ probably because I'm not a guy huh?

Anyway it is what I thought it's used for male masterbation- hmmm I think I need to see it in action lol.

Tenga's CLICKER EGG features large and small nubs covering the interior wall for an all-out, omnidirectional stimulation. Let your imagination come alive for sensations beyond your wildest dreams. The super stretch sensations EGG covers almost any size man or can be used for concentrated stimulation. Enjoy the added pleasure of EGG LOTION contained in each egg. The CLICKER EGG is a single use product.

For Her

LUNA Beads™ are the world’s bestselling Kegel weights system. Available in two sizes – Classic and Mini - they ensure every woman finds her perfect fit for the most effective pelvic floor workout. LELO's elegant update on the classic 'ben wa balls' offers users longer, stronger, more attainable orgasms; reduced risk of incontinence and other pelvic floor disorders; and a faster return to tone and tightness after childbirth. They are also the only Kegel exercise system to give the option of mixing and matching weights; each set includes two 28g and two 37g beads which can be combined in the silicone harness for a more tailored routine.

I Rub My Duckie

Oh My Ducky!!

Who Says bath time can't be fun for adults? I Rub My Duckie Three Speed is a discreet but powerful waterproof massager. An innocent classic yellow rubber duck with his wide eyes and pleasant smile, no one knows about his secret life until he shakes his head and wiggles his booty. Batteries Required

Get your Duckie here.

Kokeshi Dancers

Yep these Cute Dolls are Vibrators!! 

The crazy Vibe's they have a Sexcusemoi make me smile! 

I want them all!

You can put these on a shelf & no one is the wiser :)

Kokeshi Dancer: Girl & Boy

The Dom's Dungeon

Genre: BDSM Erotic Contemporary

Foster child. Teenage whore. Now a veterinarian, MacKensie's turned her life around, but the scars remain. She saves her affection for the animals who never judge or scorn her, but it's time to get out, move on from her past in Iowa. So, she arranges a vacation exchange to job hunt in Seattle.

Although the house is lovely, one room is locked. Her years in foster care have given her two 'gifts': a neurosis about locked doors and the ability to open them. After she gets into the room, she's appalled...and intrigued. Chains and manacles, whips and paddles, odd benches with straps...

When Alex returns home days early and finds MacKensie draped over the spanking bench in his locked dungeon, he's furious. But her wariness arouses his protective nature and curiosity, so he strikes a deal to keep her close--she'll act as his submissive in exchange for a place to stay and help finding a job.

He'd planned to use the veterinarian to deter an ex-girlfriend, not replace her, but with MacKensie's compelling mixture of strength and vulnerability, the little sub slides right into his well-defended heart.

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Well at first I did not see how this book could move along without being a billion pages long & being only 262 pages I thought there was no way the story could progress at a stead believable pace. Oh was I so Wrong! 

Hot sex scenes - not dripping in raunchiness but fairly detailed.

Along with hot sex the story was utterly romantic! 

Favorite Quote from the book "She opened to him, letting her tongue fence with his"

Forbbin Fruit

Check out this "Personal Massager" 

Who would have thought?

This is the most elegant "Toy" website I have come across.

Sexcusemoi

Take control, take a bite and unleash your sensual pleasures. The Forbidden Fruit is an original sensual massager, shaped like an apple to fits comfortably in the palm of the hand. Like the forbidden fruit in paradise created to tempt Adam and Eve, this fruit tempts you to open the door to a new and delicious sexual world. The Forbidden Fruit is an external intimate massager. Use together or alone. Move the stalk of the apple to switch between the five different intensities and seven vibrational patterns. The large surface ensures all the right areas are tickled and teased at the same time for extended pleasure. The Forbidden Fruit offers a convenient and eco-friendly charging system which is part of the storage box as well as a convenient travel lock to ensure that the Forbidden Fruit does not switch on by accident.